Typical morning for me...

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12/23/2014 at 10:53 • Filed to: None

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Wake up on time, shut off alarm, go back to sleep...

Wake up again an hour later, panic slightly, get in shower;

develop awesome story concept about how cetaceans are the fractious, tribal remnants of a previously space-faring race,

rush to finish shower,

sit naked on toilet for one half-hour typing details of aforementioned story concept into phone with wet fingers, so as not to forget the ideas i just developed;

get dressed, throw food at man-cubs, make last-minute grocery run that didn't get accomplished last night;

notice super-clean 2000ish Mistu Galant GTZ in parking lot, and ponder tow rating of said Galant with V6 engine,

google it,

realize that only tow ratings are from UK (apparently we're not supposed to tow with it in the US), arrive at 1375 kg (which, coincidentally, is about 3000 lbs);

return home, distribute grocery items to proper receptacles, brief pow-wow with man-cubs re: today's mission statement, commence 45-minute commute to engineering job while listening to podcast about sex educators.

Not sure if I need adderol or weed to even my fucking brain out.

Here Oppo, have these:

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DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! Audi-os, Amigos! > and 100 more
12/23/2014 at 11:02

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I think I like you.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > and 100 more
12/23/2014 at 11:09

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adderol or weed?

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Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > itschrome
12/23/2014 at 11:37

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You seem like a reasonable gentleman, so I see no reason not to follow your medical advice. Thank you, good sir.